F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 07, 2018

So cupholders have joined the ranks of other car features that are no longer hip and with-it, like crank starting, tiller steering, bud vases….

And they work great in the car wash.

If Walter Mitty drove it, it would of course go “pocketa pocketa”.

If that’s a women’s car, those pockets are probably fake anyways.

I had a Levi Gremlin once, the seats were Levis.

Yes, women love pockets, unless they’re on a T-shirt – then, no.