Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 02, 2018

I don’t like mayo. I prefer Miracle Whip.

I suspect that won’t be a problem.

the man likes a snotball sandwich

I used to freak out my fishing friend when, out on the boat, I’d put down my sandwich, take a fish off the hook, bait up, and pick the sandwich back up.

Also, everyone knows fishing is just an excuse to have a beer at 5am.

90% of the time we eat, is because we are bored. (I just made that up.)

I often go about 18 hours or more at a time without eating, no question if I’m hungry at that point

You know that picking up a sandwich will cause a fish to bite your hook.

It must be a chum sandwich, because one bite of that quadruple mayo sandwich and the fish will be enjoying another kind of bait.

Not sure where they live but I never but mayo on a sandwich when I am fishing because I never trusted it in Florida heat. I might start a sandwich and get a bite on my line and by the time I get back to the sandwich, the sandwich is only good for chumming the water.