It is getting late Jon and now you need professional help! Go to a real department store and ask for the services of a Professional Shopper. Of course this implies that you have been paying enough attention to Liz to know her sizes, colors and desires … … … [crickets chirping …]
URGENT - Jon * Time for the Foreign Legion, leave Garfield to Liz … … This may take about 25 years or so.
Right idea, wrong Santa. Check with the cute elf in Jewelry; she may be able to help. One carat in a platinum setting should work - and then Jon will have his keeper - in more ways than one.
vlechtja over 13 years ago
That’s Santa abuse.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
I think you’re over the weight limit Jon.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
To state the obvious, Jon’s hopeless.
magnamax over 13 years ago
Why does he not have a keeper?
pcolli over 13 years ago
Are you volunteering for the job, magnamax? It wouldn’t pay that well.
kpreethy over 13 years ago
jon, dnt u think ur too old 2be sitting on santa’s lap…LOL
Dkram over 13 years ago
Boy howdy, Jon is desperate ain’t he.
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jkl3379 Premium Member over 13 years ago
the mall does have shops that sell sparkly pretty things, Jon. lol
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
She’s a vet.
Get her a pet.
It’ll be her best Christmas yet.
‘Less she says, “Nyet!”
And is sorry she met
The Jon who belongs in a net.
Happy Holidays!!!
IdahoSpud over 13 years ago
Must not be the real Santa. I think he would be happy to give Jon some advice.
battycomic Premium Member over 13 years ago
I still say Jon should go to Jared.
amicman over 13 years ago
I can’t believe people actually give comic characters advice. Opps, I am writing in too.
ses1066 over 13 years ago
It is getting late Jon and now you need professional help! Go to a real department store and ask for the services of a Professional Shopper. Of course this implies that you have been paying enough attention to Liz to know her sizes, colors and desires … … … [crickets chirping …]
URGENT - Jon * Time for the Foreign Legion, leave Garfield to Liz … … This may take about 25 years or so.
notinksanymore Premium Member over 13 years ago
Godiva. ‘Nuff said.
ponytail56 over 13 years ago
The santa checked hi contract and found this claus
RadioTom over 13 years ago
Right idea, wrong Santa. Check with the cute elf in Jewelry; she may be able to help. One carat in a platinum setting should work - and then Jon will have his keeper - in more ways than one.
Wildmustang1262 over 13 years ago
X-D HO, HO, HOOO!
momazilla over 13 years ago
Santa thinks Jon wants to get naughty with Liz.
ballermaster23j over 13 years ago
does jon ever show his job and what does he do?
esteban512 over 13 years ago
jajaj you’re worse than a little child!
codycab over 13 years ago
I think jon just bored santa clause
garf+candh=gr8 almost 13 years ago
I thought Santa loved everyone!
PinkYoshiFan almost 5 years ago
He probably knows that’s the guy with the hacker cat :)
WentBrown about 3 years ago
Hoo boy……….