Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 02, 2018

Chug a lug, chug a lug

Makes ya wanna holler heigh-de-ho

Burns yer tummy doncha know

Chug a lug, chug a lug

I believe that will count as one vote for plan C).

Classy. Want a brown paper bag to go with that?

We could go wino-style.

This is why they invented “Mad Housewife Merlot.”

Not washing dishes…and chugging out of a wine bottle…time for an intervention.

Plastic always makes wine taste better.