Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 31, 2018

Or in more modern terms the memory card.

I’ve never remembered much of anything which is good as people will never think I have dementia.

And my family expect me to remember everything, so they don’t have to.

I have such a good memory now. I can remember things that never even happened!

I used to have a pornographic memory, but now I don’t have a pornograph to play it on….. 8^)

I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, I forgot to load the memory card.

I have a photographic memory, but it takes me a long time to develop the film.