Nick Anderson for May 04, 2018

Fake news, that oaf couldn’t run if his life depended on it, at least not more than a few yards. Downhill.

He’s gon’na run himself over with his own bus.

Those traffic cones are imaginary; they exist only in Trump’s mind. He just doesn’t know how to run in a straight line.

Someone must have put a bag of burgers at the finish line.

He’s not the one doing the running. It’s Shady Sarah Sanders and Rambunctious Rudi and Co. being put through their paces. Lying and trying to figure out what Donnie is going to say, or not say next. Yup. He picked the ‘best people’.

Trump acts like he is on cocaine and meth.

Donald be nimble, Donald be quick,

Donald, please stop being such a di*k!!!

If Donny John is running this course, one thing is sure, he is supposed to be running a straight course through those cones, not the slalom.

Looks like Trump has achieved the impossible, he has become a normal politician.

He’s as nimble as a slug!

The shortest distance between lies covers every distraction