Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 31, 2014

Transcript:

Man: Pardon me, ladies and gentlemen, but it has been pointed out to me that in order to win the million-dollar basket prize, you must be at least 18. Since our 14-year-old contestant has made the first two shots he needed to make, we'll let him pick out an adult to shoot for the big money. Michael: My dad is right there. Can you bring him out here? Dr. James: Son, I'm so flattered, but I'm not sure I can make this shot. Michael: I know you can't! I just wanted to know if you had any idea of who I could ask.