Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 29, 2018

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    Dani Rice  about 6 years ago

    They are called cell phones because they hold you prisoner. Maybe you got it to help you, but the servant has become the master.

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    david_42  about 6 years ago

    I’ve got two 25" monitors on my home computer and a flip-phone.

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    ChessPirate  about 6 years ago

    They’d still be on their phones, trying to get the patch off…

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I think they already exist – pain relievers for patients with late stage cancer and/or chemotherapy. Heavily restricted, though.

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    GaryCooper  about 6 years ago

    It already exists. It’s called duct tape.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Do you read the newspaper that’s delivered to your door everyday? (Rhetorical) Well, perhaps Junior is reading the paper or a book on his phone, or reading the comics like we are now. Or learning algebra with a math app. I don’t get the apparent hostility without recognizing the many advantages mobile devices can bring into our lives. We call them phones, but they are so much more than that.

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