Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 30, 2010

A really, really smart phone would have spelled it, “numb skull.”

An even smarter phone would have pulled the car over to the side of the road while Mr. Skull completed his text!

I have a friend that tends to ignore calls, but will answer texts. One day I sent her a text that, judging by her reply, she misunderstood. Trying to clear it up by texting was going to take too much time, so I texted, “May I call you?” Her reply? “No, can’t talk. Driving.”

Unfortunately, the brainiacs that program these phones also want to text and drive!

when I had my van, I also had a cell, I told people simply, if I don’t answer after the third ring an u get my mailbox asking u to leave a message do I do NOT answer my cell phone when I am ” DRIVING” end of story

Ya have to be smarter than the tool you’re using.

taker48…Brilliant!

They have cell phones that won’t work when they are moving. But you can override that feature for “emergencies.”

Whats the difference between the driver and the phone? They’re both tools, but the phone is a smart one.

numbskull , as in numb skull

^ Runs with Beer, or more of a tool than the tool you’re using in this case.

Now who would want a phone that’s smarter than they are?

For some people, that could be done by a toaster.