CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for March 12, 2018

OK… I’m not sure how brackets work…

or whether one item represents all of that group…

but there IS only one Bob, and one Indian statue.

 

I can see Bob beating out a squirrel…. or maybe all squirrels….

but coming in ahead of BBQ Sauce?? In Kansas City?

Never hoppen.

 

But that’s nothing compared to a chicken… one scrawny old chicken…. or even all the chickens in Missouri…

beating a barbecue smoker. No WAY!

 

I’m not even sure how a shuttlecock got into the playoffs…

except I’m not sure what that thing is, that it had to beat,

so maybe it wasn’t a formidable opponent.

 

And then the steer, of course, tromped it.

 

But if it works the way I think….

and we have to go with it as it is so far…

I’m calling the steer against The Scout in the final round…

and The Scout will take it home

Good try, Susan. Way too early in the morning for me to get this. I don’t much care about brackets. But, Elvis and Clown look pretty promising to me.

I don’t know anything about brackets, either, except that I have to stifle a giggle when I see how seriously people take them, how the newspaper prints them out gigantically , etc. (And I’m only making fun of sports fans a little bit…if that’s what they like, it’s okay with me!) But it makes it all the more hilarious to see one like this, which I also don’t understand, but which is very funny to look at. Charlie, it looks like Elvis might be grabbing a beer, if that helps… :-D

This should be easy. We all know that bbq sauce always wins in the end!