Not good enough! I want a drone with a built in Siri. Then, all I’d have to do is say “Siri, fetch me a fry!” and off the drone would go, pick up a fry, dip it in ketchup, then bring it to me to eat! All without my intervention.
I invented a robot that not only picks up the fries, dips it in ketchup, but it also chews it for me, swallows it for me, digests it for me, and then goes to the pot for me, and I don’t gain any weight from eating all of these french fries….
Too much work to be practical. Another clever idea that has no market whatsoever. I could have eaten the whole portion of fries in the time that Monty took with his method for just one!
William Bednar Premium Member about 6 years ago
Not good enough! I want a drone with a built in Siri. Then, all I’d have to do is say “Siri, fetch me a fry!” and off the drone would go, pick up a fry, dip it in ketchup, then bring it to me to eat! All without my intervention.
Kaputnik about 6 years ago
Eating fries with a fork? I want the drone to have little mechanical fingers.
And Zeinz ketchup is good enough, but I’d rather have Zunt’s.
F-Flash about 6 years ago
Tainted by technology. I’ll have the cold soggy crinkle fries please, no wonder Moondog turned it down.
brain Les about 6 years ago
I invented a robot that not only picks up the fries, dips it in ketchup, but it also chews it for me, swallows it for me, digests it for me, and then goes to the pot for me, and I don’t gain any weight from eating all of these french fries….
PO' DAWG about 6 years ago
Don’t play with your food.
eb110americana about 6 years ago
I want a fry…but I also want both of my eyebrows, so…
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Too much work to be practical. Another clever idea that has no market whatsoever. I could have eaten the whole portion of fries in the time that Monty took with his method for just one!
studmare18 about 6 years ago
As long as moondog’s got beer he’s ok.