Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 15, 2018

Had a case of Jumping Frenchman once. But it paled next to a bout with Squatting Bohemian.

Does Cat Scratch disease cause a Fever?

I am no expert, but I would guess that cat scratch symptoms include some scratches

Interestingly, or perhaps not, I mentioned the “Jumping Frenchmen of Maine” form of Tourette’s just recently to someone. Beware the App that has fairly rare and specific conditions, for sure.

Interestingly, or perhaps not, I mentioned the “Jumping Frenchmen of Maine” form of Tourette’s just recently to someone. Beware the App that has fairly rare and specific conditions, for sure.

Betty is really becoming obsessed with that app.

Never contracted Jumping Frenchman, but I think I had a case of the Mimes once…

I once had a little puncture wound that looked like it could be a bite, so I typed “spider bite” into google image search. I quickly learned that you should NEVER type “spider bite” into google image search.