Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Can it, Kingy…

    You had your chance to show us what you’re made of.

    Oh, I know… you’re really nothing but sweet.

    But I was looking for something real in you…

    something genuine…

    and I couldn’t find much of value.

     

    You always promised us a more open government…

    and we’re about to get it.

    Steel yourself.

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    Ontman  about 6 years ago

    I would want to go too, if Wilbur Ross was fondling me.

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    reidbird  about 6 years ago

    Did you notice that the guillotine structure is impossible? Top faces left, bottom faces right… sort of.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    Dry humor.

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    formathe  about 6 years ago

    a salty king needs to be decrapitated.

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    Casey Jones  about 6 years ago

    clever guillotine!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Oh how I wish for a rim shot here!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    It will be over in an instant.

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