I first discovered this sad truth when I was five. I begged my parents to buy PF Flyers for me because I thought that they would actually make me run faster, just as they did for the children in the television commercials. What a shame that a five-year-old had to find out his lot in life…
It doesn’t happen for most of us until junior high or high school.
Welllllll – let me show you this $5000 dollar pair that only professional athletes wear so you can ‘look’ just like them WHEN you stick your foot in your mouth. Now isn’t that better????
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
It’s not the shoes that need to be returned…
jarvisloop over 6 years ago
I first discovered this sad truth when I was five. I begged my parents to buy PF Flyers for me because I thought that they would actually make me run faster, just as they did for the children in the television commercials. What a shame that a five-year-old had to find out his lot in life…
It doesn’t happen for most of us until junior high or high school.
Nyckname over 6 years ago
♫ Don’t believe the hype ♫
AtariDragon over 6 years ago
“Fortunately, I just bought some beer that will make me irresistible to women!”
Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago
Welllllll – let me show you this $5000 dollar pair that only professional athletes wear so you can ‘look’ just like them WHEN you stick your foot in your mouth. Now isn’t that better????
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Run faster, jump higher my patoot.
hooglah over 6 years ago
So do most NBA players.
Herb L 1954 over 6 years ago
Many happy ?