Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 25, 2018

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner

Snow is like a manic pixie dream girl: fun and whimsical when you encounter it only through the barrier of a movie screen – but absolute misery to have to put up with in real life. Alexandra Petri

I much prefer snow to rain… until it melts.Snow whitewashes the dull winter landscape,Rain just makes mud.

Every team needs its bench warmers, and you always cheer for them when they finally get some playing time. Go Harry et al.!

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I heard his song to the tune of This Old Man~

…With a knickknack paddywhack, give the dog a bone

This old man goes ▄▄▄▄ home.