Monty by Jim Meddick for March 05, 2018

Wow! What an original plot concept!

I would have been happier if he got mixed with a moth.

At least it wasn’t the bottle of beer.

Does the fly have Monty’s head? Inquiring minds want to know.

For sale: 50 ton hydraulic press. Used once, small stain. Make offer.

Don’t think it deceases his chance of having a date.

And a tiny voice say ‘Help me, Help me’.

What about all the microorganisms existing in our bodies in commensal or mutualistic relationships? Wouldn’t do to end up with a bacteria head.

I think there is a fly in the ointment?

I think there is a fly in the ointment?

We all saw this coming. Would we have been disappointed if there was no fly incident?

Helllp me! Helllllp meeeee!

OK, time for a new arc….

Um Monty, your Fly is open.

Well that’s cleaning it up. You’d think he’d more attracted a pile of $**t.

If you want your head and arm back, better head out to the yard and look for spider’s webs…

OF COURSE we had to do The Fly…

We were told it had never happened in the universe of Star Trek, by Janeway.

How long will we have to put up with this Fly Monty before someone (or something) swats him down?

Nobody’s here to help you, Flyface….