Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 18, 2018

Well, they’re certainly not from California. Only happy cows come from California. Bum steers come frm Texas.

It was a while ago, but for a brief time hospitals were doing routine DNA tests on newborns. This stopped when hospitals found that approximately 10% of infants were not the children of the father listed on the birth certificate.

So Uncle Carl looks like he can now be called Uncle Dad.

She could not resist Uncle Carl’s long horn.

I suspect there may have been a little in-breeding.

By golly, a purple cow!

Recessive genes can mess up a family tree.