Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. Leon Trotsky
Old age is no place for sissies. Bette Davis
Old age is the only thing that lives up to its reputation. Emily Levine
Not even old age knows how to love death. Sophocles
Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age. Sinclair Lewis
Old age isn’t a battle; old age is a massacre. Philip Roth
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. Phyllis Diller
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. Leon Trotsky
Old age is no place for sissies. Bette Davis
Old age is the only thing that lives up to its reputation. Emily Levine
Not even old age knows how to love death. Sophocles
Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age. Sinclair Lewis
Old age isn’t a battle; old age is a massacre. Philip Roth
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. Phyllis Diller