Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 17, 2018

I’ve always heard that curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

1 down. 8 to go!

Cats are adventurous. There’s no keeping them out.

Curiosity killed the cat, for a while, I was suspect. (Steven Wright)

The original phrase was “Care killed the cat.” In this case, it’s a lack of care as well as a lack of curiosity.