Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for January 22, 2018

Dang. Who knew the pizza buffet was so dangerous?

20 years from now, you can tell him, “Remember when I asked you to get cups for the sauce and you didn’t and I spilled that sauce all over my SHIRT? Well, I remember it”.

“Make it so”

“The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ (wo)men / Gang aft agley”

Rough translation, "There is no god but Murphy and Finagle is her prophet.

If you weren’t a red shirt before, you are now. Be very careful!