Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 25, 2018

I once did a crab cake, the kitchen was in the center of all the offices and was open. I was informed that I would never do that again, ever!

Warmed-over cabbage is a scourge to be eradicated from the earth for all time.

Corned beef and cabbage. Yum! Then make soup out of the leftovers. You can reheat it for days! So good!

Corned beef and cabbage. Yum! Then make soup out of the leftovers. You can reheat it for days! So good!

One word “Kimchee”

I like broccoli and I like cabbage, but not together. I love steamed cabbage with pepper sauce.

This reminds me of when I overdid some popcorn in the office microwave.

How about microwave popcorn that smells like puke? I don’t know what brand it was but it really stank.

Our office has a rule against microwaving salmon because of the smell.

At my last job I kept a painter’s mask in my desk… between the folks that cooked and ate all manner of stinky foods at their desks and the folks that have no sense when it comes to body washes, perfumes and colognes, I frequently needed that mask just to breath. I was SO happy to be fired from that position.

Now I typically only have to deal with the over cologner/perfumer when I go someplace public to eat and I can generally change tables to get away from them. And I won’t hesitate to tell the server the reason I need to move is that someone nearby is stinking up the joint and ruining the taste of the food.