Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 03, 2018

But Poncho doesn’t give a sniff about you. You got his autograph, he doesn’t want yours.

“Definition of a dog’s life, places to pee and butts to sniff.” ~ some stand-up comic

res ipsa loquitur

Full disclosure on both sides.

Fair is fair. You sniff me, I sniff you. Playground 101.

It’s an unwritten rule – they must reciprocate. No butts about it.