Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 16, 2010

Don’t even think about it, Ziggy!

But wait! There’s MORE!

Better hurry. You only have about 5 billion years to act on that wonderful offer. Give or take a million.

Sounds like Beck pitching ‘Goldline’ again.

No rush. You’ve got forever. Our sun is too small to ever become a black hole. Not even massive enough to become a neutron star. The best it can do is become a white dwarf.

Don’t you mean a vertically impaired caucasian.

then , it will be a magnification of the hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.

thank you and have a nice day!

Geezzzzzzzzz…. always comforting to know that information! Watch out for your robe and slippers Ziggy, you just never know what they will turn into next!

psst, hey buddy no need to worry, there’s another one like it on channel 18 and they’ll give you even more time to respond

Nighthawks: Miss your meds this morning?

But wait, approx five million years or so, there’s something more!!!

Never going to happen. Our sun is too small to ever become a black hole.