My parents both pre-paid their funerals, selected their coffins, etc. My dad even wrote down the hymns he wanted. Believe me it’s a blessing to your kids. Do it. None of us are getting out of this alive.
If my kids want a funeral for me, they can arrange that. I have already told them that I wish to be cremated. They can split the ashes and do what they will with them. No need for a casket or a burial plot.
Find the cheapest cremation, have a remembrance service at church, giving the pastor a nice check, then take my ashes to the golden gate and have a good vacation in SF.
Best thing you can do for your family is to get enough life insurance to pay for a funeral or cremation. My choice is cremation, flush the ashes down the john. Or mix ’em in with the cat box.
We can’t decide. So nieces, nephews, sisters and BIL’s can all fight it out – and since they all have more money than us (by a lot) they can pay for it also.
Okay, I have my eyes on a small local cemetery in the community where our reenactment unit is located – so every year the unit will pass us several times in the various parades it is in, but husband won’t talk about it either.
We can’t decide. So nieces, nephews, sisters and BIL’s can all fight it out – and since they all have more money than us (by a lot) they can pay for it also.
Okay, I have my eyes on a small local cemetery in the community where our reenactment unit is located – so every year the unit will pass us several times in the various parades it is in, but husband won’t talk about it either.
told only child to put me in the cheapest box available since burial plot already paid for. keep, sell or give away what he can. no funeral necessary since he already treats me like I’m dead…won’t answer phone calls or emails
pcolli over 6 years ago
There’s a nice medical school and scalpel waiting for my body.
Dani Rice over 6 years ago
My parents both pre-paid their funerals, selected their coffins, etc. My dad even wrote down the hymns he wanted. Believe me it’s a blessing to your kids. Do it. None of us are getting out of this alive.
sfreader1 over 6 years ago
If my kids want a funeral for me, they can arrange that. I have already told them that I wish to be cremated. They can split the ashes and do what they will with them. No need for a casket or a burial plot.
DanielJ.Drazen over 6 years ago
Ben demonstrating that denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.
DanielJ.Drazen over 6 years ago
Ben demonstrating that denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Find the cheapest cremation, have a remembrance service at church, giving the pastor a nice check, then take my ashes to the golden gate and have a good vacation in SF.
BWR over 6 years ago
Best thing you can do for your family is to get enough life insurance to pay for a funeral or cremation. My choice is cremation, flush the ashes down the john. Or mix ’em in with the cat box.
mafastore over 6 years ago
We can’t decide. So nieces, nephews, sisters and BIL’s can all fight it out – and since they all have more money than us (by a lot) they can pay for it also.
Okay, I have my eyes on a small local cemetery in the community where our reenactment unit is located – so every year the unit will pass us several times in the various parades it is in, but husband won’t talk about it either.
mafastore over 6 years ago
We can’t decide. So nieces, nephews, sisters and BIL’s can all fight it out – and since they all have more money than us (by a lot) they can pay for it also.
Okay, I have my eyes on a small local cemetery in the community where our reenactment unit is located – so every year the unit will pass us several times in the various parades it is in, but husband won’t talk about it either.
realist666 about 6 years ago
told only child to put me in the cheapest box available since burial plot already paid for. keep, sell or give away what he can. no funeral necessary since he already treats me like I’m dead…won’t answer phone calls or emails