Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 09, 2017

99% of cats prefer fluffy owners

I assume that’s a well-known song in America…? Never heard of it

I work in retail. This song is played far too much at my store. I have heard three different versions within one hour. I never knew I could loathe a song so much! (It gets worse each year!)

Now look what you’ve started, Mark.

I thought it was because of Marshmallow Santa Candy

And of course, all cats have purrfect pitch!

“It’s a marshmallow world in the winter….”