Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 23, 2017

I don’t know why they call it “Gallos’ Humor”. It isn’t all that MORBID.;-D

“Actually Ernest, it’s a Corker Spaniel.”

Or a Chien Blanc.

Dang!

I was about to say “Chien Blanc” too.

You guys are too good….

All I’ve got left is Syrah-Pei …

I know, I know…

not great.

Too bad he doesn’t call for Maltese liquor.

Is it weinheimer or wineheimer?

No whine before its time.

Malbec-amute?

Alas, the dog has died, meaning he’ll Pinot more.

Bringing a glass of wine is nothing. You should see the dog herding grapes!

Keep on trying. Someday it will get funny. Just don’t give up your day job.