Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 28, 2017

So Arlo got up only once last night? (If it lasts longer than 4 hours, consult your Doctor.)

Or if it’s the other problem, maybe try saw palmetto Arlo.

Are we still discussing quality over quantity?

Makes me wonder if they’re both doing Viagara

Nah. It’s just gettin’ old marital one-upsmanship. I had to get up less than you, nya-nya-nya.

not getting it

If it’s like a friend and myself… Janis is looking peeved because she was up a bunch of times (like me) while Arlo got 10hr straight and has to mention it. (like my friend)

The time you spend next to the toilet is directly correlated to your age.

Once again this week, Jimmy J is pushing Arlo into post middle-age, and Janis is being pulled along with him. It has been happening for a few months now in various ways.

The flannel night gown is back!

Honeymoon cystitis.

Its getting cold now, even in Houston soon it will be in the 30’s – 40’s at night.

I think his snoring kept waking her up. That’s why she looks so angry and he looks so sheepish. Got the same issue at my house.