Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 29, 2017

Facts not in evidence. Case dismissed.

Oh, gosh, call me Varnes, Arlo…

Anyone who has read the Old Testament knows that god is much more dangerous than saturated fat.

Sophrosyne, Arlo. Sophrosyne.

Where is this going? Never seen this A&J story line before.

I think Arlo just wants a burger, some bacon and eggs. :-)

(Testify, Arlo! Testify!)

Yeah. Who is this God person, anyway?

New purpose in life: “Ask Janis-She’ll tell ya like it is!” (Estrogen goes down and women get more vocal)

The fact that a human being has to tell you about the existence of God, proves that there is no God. If there were proof that a God exists, you wouldn’t ‘believe’ in it, you’d have ‘knowledge’ of it. You wouldn’t need ‘faith,’ because you’d have ‘facts.’ These facts could then be proven to anyone else. they could be repeated, tested, and demonstrated. What you have, is a fiction that you want to believe. That’s it.

Never start philosophical discussions with your wife. Nor with most of the commentators above (and, possibly, below).

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Explaining God is like in a movie where a man asks for an explanation of something and the scientist grabs a fly, holding it in front of a television. He turns to the man and tells him to explain to the fly television and what he is seeing. God is far bigger than our understanding.

Saturated God – Roman Catholics, Orthodox Jews, Muslems. Low fat God – Unitarians, Methodists…

The fact that a human being has to tell you about the existence of Donald Trump, proves that there is no Donald Trump. If there were proof that a Donald Trump exists, you wouldn’t ‘believe’ in it, you’d have ‘knowledge’ of it. You wouldn’t need ‘faith,’ because you’d have ‘facts.’ These facts could then be proven to anyone else. they could be repeated, tested, and demonstrated. What you have, is a fiction that you want to believe. That’s it.

Really Jimmy? You’re going there?

I’m a Believer!