I have a sad story to tell you. It may hurt your feelings a bit. Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen. I think I’ll break off with my girlfriend. Her antics are queer I’ll admit. Each time I say, “Darling, I love you” She tells me that I’m full of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
Chithing Premium Member over 6 years ago
You just keep shaving, Brandy. I’ll sit here and hold Oscar…so he doesn’t try to lick you again.
TerBer over 6 years ago
OH I wish I was a Liberty meadows wiener.
YatInExile over 6 years ago
Oscar is living every man’s dream.
linsonl over 6 years ago
Yeah, YATINEXILE, I doubt shaving cream really tastes all that bad.
gantech over 6 years ago
Under the circumstances, who cares what shaving cream tastes like???
Ray_C over 6 years ago
I think I just got a foot fetish.
oldsmkysyvr over 6 years ago
Just try it a little further up the road, Oscar, you lucky dog.
Alan Steenhouwer over 6 years ago
You got THIS past the sensors?
JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Takes a licking and keeps on ticking…”
BWR over 6 years ago
That’s a very nice leg.
Dan Tooker over 6 years ago
Shaving Cream by Benny Bell
I have a sad story to tell you. It may hurt your feelings a bit. Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen. I think I’ll break off with my girlfriend. Her antics are queer I’ll admit. Each time I say, “Darling, I love you” She tells me that I’m full of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.