Start the backstory. “ I was borne in a treehouse, my mammy and pappy survived a shipwreck…”
How much you want to bet she falls in love with him?
Is this a flashback and is she Jane?
“My name is Tarzan. I kill lions, panthers and leopards for fun. What do you do for a good time?”
Careful Tarzan, she’s got crazy eyes.
…and those poopy riding pants.
“I am like Romulus and Remus, except with apes instead of wolves. Oh, yeah, and without Romulus.” Any well-educated young lady of that era would know exactly what he means, and would immediately want him to be the father of her children.
Me Tarzan, You Jane.
Her arm sure went around Tarzan’s waist in a hurry…
Polsixe over 6 years ago
Start the backstory. “ I was borne in a treehouse, my mammy and pappy survived a shipwreck…”
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
How much you want to bet she falls in love with him?
Sportymonk over 6 years ago
Is this a flashback and is she Jane?
Old Comic Strip Lover over 6 years ago
“My name is Tarzan. I kill lions, panthers and leopards for fun. What do you do for a good time?”
J Short over 6 years ago
Careful Tarzan, she’s got crazy eyes.
J Short over 6 years ago
…and those poopy riding pants.
Ray_C over 6 years ago
“I am like Romulus and Remus, except with apes instead of wolves. Oh, yeah, and without Romulus.” Any well-educated young lady of that era would know exactly what he means, and would immediately want him to be the father of her children.
ElGato over 6 years ago
Me Tarzan, You Jane.
rdmacgregor over 6 years ago
Her arm sure went around Tarzan’s waist in a hurry…