Go as a Kitty Cat? Just ditch the crown, add some cat like ears to a set of earphones and put them on her head, sow a tail on the princess costume and, voila!
Princess Fairyqueen was a business empire until the costume was too itchy. Now she’s a homeless princess, wandering the streets of Cul de Sac, pushing a grocery cart filled with all her worldly possessions….
Meanwhile, there has been growth in Kitty Cat stocks, and an acute shortage of sewing machines, due to the four-year-old daughter of Madeline Otterloop, also of Cul de Sac.
M2MM over 6 years ago
Petey’s “headlines” are very appropriate. :D
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Madeline has every right to lose her cool. And her temper.
ACK! Premium Member over 6 years ago
You can be a kitty cat next year, dear. If you’re still alive.
WaitingMan over 6 years ago
Princess Fairyqueen should have a better novelist than hack Dave Eggers writing her story. My choice would be T.C. Boyle.
Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago
Very funny!
Dani Rice over 6 years ago
Love it. Alice, go put on an undershirt; that will take care of the itchiness.
William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago
Go as a Kitty Cat? Just ditch the crown, add some cat like ears to a set of earphones and put them on her head, sow a tail on the princess costume and, voila!
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
Time for another scathing commentary…
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Princess Fairyqueen was a business empire until the costume was too itchy. Now she’s a homeless princess, wandering the streets of Cul de Sac, pushing a grocery cart filled with all her worldly possessions….
Meanwhile, there has been growth in Kitty Cat stocks, and an acute shortage of sewing machines, due to the four-year-old daughter of Madeline Otterloop, also of Cul de Sac.
Film at eleven….