Monty by Jim Meddick for September 04, 2017

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

6:30 AM…? That’s too late to go fishing, so why not pop a top…?

I go fishin, don’t own a pole or rod……ice chest and sippin cups

I was on a drinking team that had a bowling problem. Same thing.

Wait a minute………….. I thought I heard the “Jaws” music. Dnt, Dnt.

Ahem

Duh. Drinking beer is the main motivation behind everything Moondog does.

Why is alcoholism not as amusing in real life as it is in the comics?

Why is alcoholism not as amusing in real life as it is in the comics?

I don’t do either,never been happier.

Fishing is not a favorite thing of mine; only done it once or twice and have no desire to do it again.

Drinking beer is another matter altogether.

(And being a Chicagolander my ordinary beer is Old Style, rated more highly than any snobs might have expected….)