Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 28, 2010

Does the HazMat team use sirens?

Hold it – Andy actually got off the couch and DID something? What did Flo have to do to pull off THAT miracle?

The miracle is that Flo will clean up the mess he made, and he can spend the night at the bar.

Andy said he was cooking soup. Wonder why he wanted to know where the baloney was?

Andy’s cooking dinner? You’re kidding, right?

Probably frozen dinners.

Flo will be disappointed when she gets home Andy will be where she left him on he couch. There will be no meal waiting. She is dreaming comeon Flo wake up since when does Andy cook? Getting a beer is not cooking.

That’s because he forgot! He’s with Chalkie at the pub playing snookers. Take out fish ‘n chips tonite Flo?

Most people don’t know that Andy’s a top chef ( He cooks with gas. )

nope he is making beer battered fish

Andy probably went out and picked up some fish and chips while picking up more beer.

Good thinking Andy!

Beans and bangers.

I know the feeling, I’m making my ‘famous meatloaf’ tonite !

that’s because he almost certainly hasn’t done it lol