Oh, there was a little fly and he flew into a store, and he sh.. upon the ceiling and he sh.. upon the floor, and he sh.. upon the bacon and he sh.. upon the ham, and he sh.. upon the head of the little grocery man!
So the little grocery man got his little spray gun, and swore that he would get the fly before the day was done. But before he could count from one to ten, the fly flew down and sh.. upon his baldy head again!
The little grocery man and his little grocery wife swore that they would kill the fly even if it meant their life. They got themselves a hand grenade and hid it in the store, and they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door!
They went up to heaven, and angels they were made, and Good Saint Peter told them that they would be repaid. And so they got their angel wings and flew up to the sky……. And they both swooped down like bombers and sh.. upon the fly!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Time for Phil to make more flapjacks … and for Biscuit to be very happy…
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
Reminds me a bit of today’s “Garfield.”
thirdguy almost 7 years ago
A little more syrup and butter can easily fix that.
tcayer almost 7 years ago
Guess who’s eating that plate?
ladykat almost 7 years ago
Well, that’s one plate of pancackes off to the trashcan! (or the dog dish)
Perkycat almost 7 years ago
I don’t hate flies as much as I love pancakes.
MS72 almost 7 years ago
bugasalt.com
TheWildSow almost 7 years ago
Oh, there was a little fly and he flew into a store, and he sh.. upon the ceiling and he sh.. upon the floor, and he sh.. upon the bacon and he sh.. upon the ham, and he sh.. upon the head of the little grocery man!
So the little grocery man got his little spray gun, and swore that he would get the fly before the day was done. But before he could count from one to ten, the fly flew down and sh.. upon his baldy head again!
The little grocery man and his little grocery wife swore that they would kill the fly even if it meant their life. They got themselves a hand grenade and hid it in the store, and they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door!
They went up to heaven, and angels they were made, and Good Saint Peter told them that they would be repaid. And so they got their angel wings and flew up to the sky……. And they both swooped down like bombers and sh.. upon the fly!
lunatic03867 almost 7 years ago
This is why I use the hose on my vacuum!
kab buch almost 7 years ago
Alix not around the pancakes. Now Biscuit can have them.
gbars70 almost 7 years ago
Tastes like chicken…
edward thomas Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Is there enough there to taste?
edward thomas Premium Member almost 7 years ago
The Seattle Mariners have toasted grasshoppers on their stadium menu! (coted in a chili lime salt according to this weeks S.I.)
Brick Tricks Webcomics almost 7 years ago
Mm, extra flavor!
OreCoast over 6 years ago
pancakes anyone ?…ha!
Harumph 3 months ago
flyswatter should have been taken away after first swat. Val is about as bad as Joan with discipline.