Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 21, 2017

I’m guessing Gaylord’s no fan of Downton Abbey?

I think you’re charming when you speak Brit, Broomie luv!

I have an Aussie accent – got it from my dad and his parents; most people think I’m British.

I say, how! How quaint! The old witchie thinks she’s making herself sound more refined! —Silly twit, what!

I used to know a man so stupid, that once he realized I’m smart, he concluded I must be British.