Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 24, 2017

Transcript:

Pete: So. Excited for your brother's wedding? Kingston: I guess so. I've always been suspicious of marriage. Kingston: Relationships have always been like chewing gum to me, you know? Pete: How so? Kingston: Oh, it's great at first, but after a while the flavor runs out...then you're just chewing this bitter, tasteless glob without even thinking about it. Pete: Wow. And why hasn't some lucky girl scooped you up yet? Kingston:...And then you've gotta find a piece of paper to spit it in...