Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 13, 2017

Just checking to see it it’s really new, or pre-smelled.

I’d like to see a Nook or Kindle do THAT!

Next stop, the car dealer.

I think that an old library (like still found in small towns) smells much better.

Isn’t that what Scratch-’n-Sniff books are for?!

It’s almost as good as a new box of Crayolas.

Remember the Intoxicating magic markers?!

You didn’t think that anybody was actually going to buy it, did you lady?

and don’t squeeze the charmin…