Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 13, 2017

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    And he doesn’t know what to do.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He’s just goldbricking.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He’s just got a snootful of soot.

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    jreckard  about 7 years ago

    He comes up with the most inventive excuses.

    He’s a real creative sort, or creosote for short.

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    TossedSaladCartoon  about 7 years ago

    It must be because I’ve seen Mary Poppins too many times, but any time I see chimney sweeps I hear thick Cockney accents.

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    SunflowerGirl100  about 7 years ago

    Reminds me of an old rhyme:A flea and a fly got caught in a flue/Said the flea Let us fly/Said the fly Let us flee/So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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