Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 01, 2017

Maybe I’ll turn down my hearing aid, too.

“I have it in case I want to call you.”

To Google old song lyrics and TV shows that pop into my head during the day, of course.

This argument sounds great here,but not with my wife.Just leaving it on the table when I go out for the day is worth a knuckle sandwich when I get home.Curses!!! DRAT!!!!

I have a phone to play Candy Crush, duhh….

Sounds like the same conversation my husband and I have about his phone all the time.

Mine is for my convenience, not everyone’s else’s convenience.

We used to have similar conversations with my mother-in-law. Never turned on her phone; said she had it for emergencies. “Yeah,” we’d ask, “and what if you can’t turn your phone on because of an emergency? How’s anyone supposed to reach you then!?”