Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 22, 2017

There are those who insist on sticking with the old technology.

There were several people in my office (when I used to have one) that evidently really wanted to get to know the boss.

LG is working on Scratch and Sniff portables. But they’re having trouble automatically turning off the feature in elevators.

I still think the greater reason dogs sniff each other’s rears is because the other dog has eaten something interesting. “Hey. What’s that you ate? That smells like something I’d like to eat, too.”

Thank goodness we don’t go sticking our noses in other peoples business!

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