Monty by Jim Meddick for March 02, 2017
March 01, 2017
March 03, 2017
Transcript:
That's right... Your favorite place! The hardware store! I brought you here as a special treat! Awesome! That's what friends do, right?... Hang together... Chill... And never shoot each other with laser beams... Well, I couldn't shoot lasers at you even if we were enemies. What do you mean? Y'know... Programming... Protocols... I can't harm humans even if I wanted to... Does this mean I don't get the Ace Hardware gift card?
oldpine52 about 7 years ago
Hey E.B., are you sure that Monty is a human.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago
Monty needs a laser shot to his butt!
TossedSaladCartoon about 7 years ago
Typical.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 7 years ago
Ah, Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics in action. This must mean E. B. has a positronic brain, because those laws don’t work with mere electrons.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 7 years ago
Monty!! You snot rag! Shame on you!
Tue Elung-Jensen about 7 years ago
Was thinking of that yesterday, and as expected. :)
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
Fickle. That’s what Monty is; fickle.
So sorry, E.B. You have my authorization to give him a wee taste of the laser!
euvnrutas about 7 years ago
Define human… ZAP!