More like, Jeff Dunham’s puppets, with the strings held by banksters and oil men. (http://comedians.about.com/od/comediansal/p/jeffdunham.htm lists his various puppets).
Imagine if we picked candidates based on their abilities and willingness to serve the people instead of their dedication to lobbyists and out of sync political ideologies?
Hmm. Howdy is definitely a corporate pitch man, but he at least puts in a good word for morality now and then. Pinocchio has problems with impulse control, but last time I saw him, he’d transcended his strings by listening to his conscience. The lecherous, less-than-honest “bad boy” McCarthy is probably the most Trump-like of the trio, and he comes with his own VP: Snerd.
I understand the concern, but I think it’s misplaced. Trump’s ego is gargantuan, topped only by his sense of entitlement. I doubt that he’d ever bend over for anyone else, regardless of the goods they claimed to have on him (which he’d blow off as “more huge lies from huge liars”), and he’d be quick to revile anyone who tried (and possibly sue them if he could).
emptc12 over 7 years ago
Ronald, W, and Mitt have already run.
Cerabooge over 7 years ago
More like, Jeff Dunham’s puppets, with the strings held by banksters and oil men. (http://comedians.about.com/od/comediansal/p/jeffdunham.htm lists his various puppets).
superposition over 7 years ago
Imagine if we picked candidates based on their abilities and willingness to serve the people instead of their dedication to lobbyists and out of sync political ideologies?
Kip W over 7 years ago
Hmm. Howdy is definitely a corporate pitch man, but he at least puts in a good word for morality now and then. Pinocchio has problems with impulse control, but last time I saw him, he’d transcended his strings by listening to his conscience. The lecherous, less-than-honest “bad boy” McCarthy is probably the most Trump-like of the trio, and he comes with his own VP: Snerd.
magicwalnut Premium Member over 7 years ago
Oh, Mike. That’s cold!
d_legendary1 over 7 years ago
Why not? If the Dems run Hillary again then those three have a legitimate shot at the presidency.
Mark Tretter over 7 years ago
Soros held the strings on his puppet for the last eight years, I’m glad his latest one lost the election!
Mr. Blawt over 7 years ago
The Republicans will never go for it, Americans hold those puppet’s strings. They prefer Russian puppets.
Coopersdad over 7 years ago
If tRump can win, why not the other puppets? I wonder if they can complete a thought?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
I understand the concern, but I think it’s misplaced. Trump’s ego is gargantuan, topped only by his sense of entitlement. I doubt that he’d ever bend over for anyone else, regardless of the goods they claimed to have on him (which he’d blow off as “more huge lies from huge liars”), and he’d be quick to revile anyone who tried (and possibly sue them if he could).