Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 20, 2017

As long as the story has nothing to do with lost empires and frustrated Queens.

A terrible thing has happened; we can no longer get Wi-Fi.

Something terrible has happened? Who cares? I need to know what is happening with Jane at the Hospital!

Let me guess: village burned by white devils! Mayhem ensues.

Remember – the title of this series is “Tarzan and the Attack of the Apes”. That may give you a clue.

:-)