Woman: What about a lizard instead? When a married couple gets a dog, everyone assumes they're just ramping up to a kid.
Yeah! Start with a bearded dragon, so people will think you’re ramping up to getting a komodo dragon!
How about a large python, then you’ll never have to worry about kids.
Like a baby goat? Lololol
November 07, 2013
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yeah! Start with a bearded dragon, so people will think you’re ramping up to getting a komodo dragon!
pcolli over 7 years ago
How about a large python, then you’ll never have to worry about kids.
Unpunnyable about 7 years ago
Like a baby goat? Lololol