Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 11, 2017

Sorry, I thought you were a tortoise.

Bruno, maybe he’s from Londonderry?

I wear turtleneck shirts under a sweater almost every day in the winter. I get cold easily and so the layers keep me comfortable. I don’t do it to mock turtles. What would that turtle say to a “mock turtleneck” shirt?

She’s just knit picking

Geez, give him a some time to answer, he’s a little slow.