Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 05, 2017

Perhaps…

Or a dog.

If you were a Baptist you wouldn’t have this problem.

I have a cur for that….

get one that “squirts” lead.

I squirted my daughter’s misbehaving cats when she lived with me for some months. It always worked.

Our cat got the idea of “Mr. Squirtbottle.” One day she was up to something in the yard and I had the hose nearby. “Not on what’s left of your 9 lives,” I warned her.

I find the LASER spot on the floor works well.

Just one more reason why I dislike cats…

Get an air horn

Before I saw the cat, and being a guy, I assumed she was referring to a male partner or friend. Hey—might work on some of us dudes …

Maybe a flamethrower?