Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 17, 2017

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    Neil Wick  over 7 years ago

    Quick, Walt, invent something!

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    MJ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Ha-ha! Great punchline!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    ESS SEE AY EM!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    And, who’s behind that scam?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    Joe Pye, maybe?

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    georgestrum5  over 7 years ago

    What inventions? Never knew Walt did any. Jim’s way of skewing GA history again.

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    Kip W  over 7 years ago

    If you invent a magnifying glass so strong it can make this micro-boilerplate readable, we’ll pay to have it suppressed.

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    I Go Pogo   over 7 years ago

    Perhaps we’re guilty of sexism! Who’s to say that Gertie hasn’t come up with a time/labor saving gizmo?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    I have a design for an automated guillotine….

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hmm… first thought (fear) was that the newly released from prison, Magnus, has created the ad… but then…. as the gene pool of Magnus and Rufus does not lend itself to the finer aspects of writing and journalism (nor ad copy for that matter)….. I realized that it could not be Magnus responsible for this ad.

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    My next thought (worry) was that the mustached fellow from the 1950’s television era (he currently has been the salesman who has annoyed so many in GA, but I cannot recall his name at the moment) might be the culprit…. but then again…. nah…. swindle of that size and scope does not seem to be in his wheelhouse either.

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    So, it will be interesting to see if Walt pursues this incredible offer by bringing forth something that he may have created in his basement workshop sometime in his past. It could be very interesting and humorous.

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