Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 28, 2016

There ain’t no way you’re going to get them to stretch that much.

That explains the saying “off the rack”.

Just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.

He should be stretching them from side-to-side!. :)

Length isn’t your problem.

Don’tcha just love Spandex?

Don’t feel too bad, prisoner. With those noodle arms, you’ll probably stretch easily.