The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for December 13, 2016

99% of men do not catch indirect suggestions, criticism or sarcasm.

Oh the power of positive thinking

As long as she doesn’t realize her level of martyrdom.

oh boy Gunther there is gonna come a day when she is gonna REALLY get you for sure.

I like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5Dceud7Zs

Gunther, just don’t expect any extra Christmas snoggles….

This is why it is pointless to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. He or she is too stupid to understand wit and will entirely miss your point.