Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 11, 2016
November 10, 2016
November 17, 2016
Transcript:
Tom the dancing bugs Super - fun-pak comix Good cop/Bad cop Bad cop says, I shall leave my coffee cup on the table" Good Cop says. "I always use a coaster" man: Okay , I;ll talk! Just stop with the sappy morality plays! Phil collins Hey look! Its 1980's superstar Phil collins! HA! Phil: Whats funny about that? Phil: Im a kind , talented man who has worked hard to create good music that as been very popular. HillBilly Frankenstein Sorry Hillbilly Frankenstein! No shows No service! Frankstein: Me wearing shoes! Frankenstein shoes! Me a normal frankenstein who just happens to be a hillbilly. ALLOWS PEOPLE- TO- USE- THE- CHAIR-MAN In a world gone mad, one man's self less disposition can comfort the afflicted! Can I use this chair? Sure, go right ahead. Once again, the city hairless can rest easy, thanks to allows people to use the chair man! ARTIST - I need to say something about which I feel passionately, in a way that is creative and entertaining! - Wow. whats it you want to say? - Oh I dont know yet. PERCIVAL DUNWOODY< IDIOT TIME TRAVLER FROM 1909 1909 Chicago- Ah, Ispilled my sarsaparilla! I shall go back in time and prevent that from happening! Moments earlier - Be careful with you drink! - You set in motion a chai of events that will cause a 108 year cubs championship drought! - Ah, but it will also eventually cause two wold wars. - With you cub fans , its always about you!
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King_Shark over 7 years ago
Hasn’t Bolling recovered from Trump’s victory enough to come up with a cartoon blaming it all on Putin yet?
none.of.the.above over 7 years ago
No, Fiend, this is the version where he doesn’t say any of the exasperated things any sensible patriot is thinking.
halvincobbes Premium Member over 7 years ago
I always wondered what happened to Goofus and Gallant.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 7 years ago
What a grim Week. RIP Leonard Cohen.
pam Miner over 7 years ago
Thank you for being non-political today!Half the people would love what you could have said and half would’ve hated it.Really thank for not going there.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Not everyone will be tuned to it. This was done weeks ago.
Kip W over 7 years ago
So that’s what Goofus and Gallant grew up and became.
BiggerJ over 7 years ago
PD1: Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd! Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack…
PD2: Watch your tongue! That song won’t be released until 2004, Cracker Jack won’t come out until 1960 and peanuts won’t be discovered by George Washington Carvel until circa 40 BC!
Cubs Fan: If you want to preserve the timeline, aren’t you going to question how I know ab—
PD1+2: Ah, but we are an i— JINX!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Dunwoody is also responsible for getting a dimwitted raging narcissist elected to the Presidency. I think Michael Moore got it right in saying if Trump is elected he’ll be the last US President. He’ll have the nuclear codes in early January. Sleep well Trumpsters
tobybartels over 7 years ago
Yesterday, somebody was talking about the alternate 1985 from Back to the Future Part II and mixed it up with the alternate 1985 from Watchmen. Well, good news! You’ll never forget the one from BTTF 2 again, because you get to live it for the next four years. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/10/21/how-back-to-the-future-predicted-trump.html
leemartinlee over 7 years ago
That “good cop/bad cop” gave me a flashback to “Goofus and Gallant” from Highlights magazine. I can’t stop shuddering.
Awesome_Guy almost 4 years ago
Allows-people-to-use-the-chair-man!! I need that chair! You’re my only hope!